~HAVE A KNOTTY CHRISTMAS~
So the question is, have you been Knotty or Nice?
Either way, we think you'll dig the products on this list. But, if you've happened to find yourself on the Knotty list, we think you'll REALLY dig the products on this list (way more than your nicer counterparts). Sure you managed to offend a few friends, yep you drank way too much on multiple occasions, and of course you had to be constantly reminded to act your age. While others might say, "get your shit together," we'll just say, "well done you party animal." Because, what being on this list really means... YOU (and most of us here at Knot) had way more fun in 2016. And we'll toast to that! Because, being Knotty never looked so...nice!
Use the KNOTTY List in two ways:
1) As a guide for buying those knotty folks in your life a gift (because they'll probably be really board with the run-of-the-mill gifts everyone else will be getting)
2) To buy yourself a gift (because there's no chance you're getting something from Santa)
GIFT GUIDE
1. BREWSEES: Bottle Opener for Your Face
Glasses that rage just as hard as you do! Brewsees are designed exclusively for you hardcore party animals that want to wear their bottle openers on their face! And with a lifetime warranty, that just means the party never stops. #brewsees #sunshinepartytime
COST: $39.50-$44.50
2. DUKE CANNON: Big Ass Beer Soap
Wash like a man and support the troops with some Big Ass Beer Soap. Crack open a shower beer and wash up a with this woodsy, sandalwood scented six pack of Old Milwaukee soap. And yes, it's actually made using Old Milwaukee beer.
COST: $9.50
3. KAN JAM: Original Disc Game
Kan Jam is THE drinking game. It’s a game for anyone, anywhere. Inside or outside, day or night, rain or shine, Kan Jam is the jam and 100% American Made. #KANJAM
COST: $39.95
4. BIERSTICK: Beer Bong Syringe
Inject some life into your party with the Bierstick. Testimonials include, being the life of the party, becoming a southern belle magnet, etc. There is even mention of the Bierstick being the official beer accessory of America. We nod to all of the above. But you really need to hit this thing, then, you can be the judge.
COST: $29.95
5. GHOSTEK: Wireless Headphones
Sleek, sexy and without wires. Oh, and they. sound. bomb! Plus they're Bluetooth-enabled and boast a built in microphone. The high quality sound they pump out is perfect for blocking out that obnoxious roommate, and/or that rambling significant other. Maybe you just want to look cool-- yep, they're good for that too!
COST: $99.95
6. GHOSTEK: NRG Laptap Bag w/ Battery Charger
Don't think we need to say a lot here. How many times have you run low on juice while out and about? Throw that notion in the garbage, because the NRG backpack will eliminate this from ever happening again. Well, as long you're carrying your backpack that is.
COST: $99.95
7. SHINESTY: Holiday Suit
Wrap yourself in the holidays by wearing a suit that says, “make that eggnog a double.” Holiday suits and blazers from Shinesty help you dress up to get messed up. Happy holidays ya filthy animal.
COST: $99.99
8. STRIKE FORCE ENERGY: 150 Count Energy Packs
#KicktheCan and call in the Strike Force. Strike Force Energy is a small tin packet with as much caffeine as two energy drinks or a medium cup of coffee. And for those concerned about their girlish figure, NO CALORIES. Want to know what freedom taste’s like? This is it.
COST: $149.99
9. ALE HORN: 20 oz Drinking Horn Tankard
A gift from the Gods’ themselves, drink from a horn. More specifically, a Tankard. Like on Game of Thrones. You'll never feel closer to Middle Earth. So grab a really thick craft beer (or whiskey) and fill your horn. Winter is coming.
COST: $45.99
10. RAGING MAMMOTH: Bottle/Can Opener/Shotgunner
The bottle opener/shotgunner/vent piercer/tab puller tool right next to your house keys for everything from the tailgate to your deep sea fishing trip. “Crack a cold one, and don’t ever let life get in the way of your pursuit of a great time.” Wise words fellas. Cheers!
COST: $24.99-$34.99
11. KNOT CLOTHING & BELT CO: BYOB Ribbon Belt
Bring your own beer. Or bring all the beer. Or bring one of every kind of beer. Can you name them all? Ah hell, of course you can. You're on the Knotty List! Fine ribbon, paired with some fine Hermann Oak leather. Salud! #getknotty
COST: $58.50
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Nothin' catch your eye? Check out the following for some more options:
WARFIGHTER TOBACCO COMPANY: Connecticut Churchill Cigars
LEADSLINGERS WHISKEY: Bourbon Whiskey
BOMBTECH GOLF: Grenade 72 Degree Wedge
BUFFALO JACKSON: Flannel Shirt
CARNIVORE CLUB: Meat of the Month Club
TIMEX WATCHES: Weekender Box Set
NICE LAUNDRY: Small Box of Socks
EVOLVE GOLF: Preppy Collection Golf Tees
TOMMY JOHN: Second Skin Ball Print Boxer Brief
THE TIE BAR: Sailors Knot Tie Bar
THE HOLIDAY GIFT GIVEAWAY
Now, scroll back up to the top of the guide. See all those products pictured? Well, we've partnered with these brands and they've all graciously agreed to contribute to our holiday giveaway. Aside from being awesome, it's just another reason to show them some support. Yes, we'll be giving away a gift basket that includes something from all of them. Word on the street is that the total value is in the neighborhood of $900. If your name is on the Knotty List, we want to know what you did to get there. Show us HERE.
